Massacred all of them – the big ones, the fat ones, the small ones; chop-chopped all of them to pieces, their blood splattered all over the wall Tarantino-style. I lacerated them, mutilated them. I let out a madman guffaw. They pleaded for me to stop. I stayed unfazed. I just had to butcher them all! Even the…
…bombs? Oopsie. Game over. Try again.
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My dear readers,
In case you’re wondering, I have been taking my frustrations with writing out on fruits, poor innocent fruits, these days.
Have faith. Talk to ya soon.
Love,
Addie
Wilhelmina Upton said,
February 22, 2013 at 6:22 PM
Fruit Ninja??? I prefer Angry Gran for your purposes but slashing fruit is also great.
Addie said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:25 PM
I tried Angry Gran. For some reason it was awkward.
WillieSun said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Ok
mcolmo said,
February 23, 2013 at 3:04 AM
Poor fruits!
Addie said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:26 PM
No other outlet.
odeliay said,
February 23, 2013 at 11:24 PM
There’s something strangely artistic about this!
Addie said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Hey, that’s good to know.
Writerlious said,
February 25, 2013 at 11:33 AM
Ah, Fruit Ninja. Oddly satisfying.
Addie said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:26 PM
Ditto!
Silva Gang said,
February 27, 2013 at 7:00 PM
Better that it be those poor, innocent fruits than your boyfriend, hmmm?
Addie said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:27 PM
Oh, ummm…..
bagotilyo said,
February 27, 2013 at 7:54 PM
you hit the bomb! Game over. hehehe
Addie said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:28 PM
You can’t miss it! Haha.
Question 1086 | BETWIXT AND BETWEEN said,
March 5, 2013 at 3:39 PM
[...] pretty good job being a brat, check! I should have channeled such bratty feelings and behavior into playing Fruit Ninja, but what’s done is [...]
Frances antoinette said,
March 6, 2013 at 2:11 PM
Mmmmm….this post made me crave for a refreshing fruit smoothie!
Addie said,
March 12, 2013 at 7:15 PM
Me, too! Philippine summer, ya know!
Frances antoinette said,
March 15, 2013 at 5:01 PM
Isn’t it summer all year round?!?! Lol!
Addie said,
March 15, 2013 at 7:25 PM
True. Haha.
Ben Naga said,
March 7, 2013 at 2:07 AM
Fruit are people too..
Addie said,
March 12, 2013 at 7:15 PM
They have feelings, too?
Ben Naga said,
March 12, 2013 at 10:12 PM
I recall it quite clearly from a past life as a banana.
Addie said,
March 12, 2013 at 10:13 PM
But of course!
Ben Naga said,
March 12, 2013 at 10:38 PM
Yes. Sadly though I came to a sticky end.
Yatin said,
March 7, 2013 at 10:54 AM
Sometimes I do the same to my thoughts except in my case the one that explodes gets implemented
Addie said,
March 12, 2013 at 7:16 PM
Bombs aren’t that bad, after all.